Who Would Win?

Ld (because LD is taken) and I have spent the past two days exchanging a high volume of e-mails asking the question of who would win in a hand-to-hand, duke it out battle. Below are many of the battles for which I 'blame' E for:

The Original: Carl Winslow v. Uncle Phil Banks

1. Theo Huxtable v. Fresh Prince
2. Catwoman (H. Barry) v. Invisible Girl (J. Alba)
   
3. Chuck Norris v. Jack Bauer
4. Lionel v. Captain Planet v. He-Man
   
5. Sonic v. Knuckles v. Shadow
6. Carlton v. Erkle
7. Cody v. Fresh Prince
8. Zack Morris v. Parker Lewis
9. Hellboy v. Hulk
10. Hans Gruber v. Simon Gruber
11. John McClane. Jason Statham
12. Mortal Kombat v. DC v. Marvel v. Capcom v. Tekken
13. Hines Ward v. John Stallworth
    
14. Beanie Wells v. Eddie George
15. Bubby Brister v. Tommy Maddox
16. Snorks v. Smurfs

more to come...