Thursday, March 26, 2009

The XNFL Criminals

With the NFL Draft upon us, I thought it would be fun to fill a roster of misfits... This team COULD be good...

QB - Michael "Dog Fighting" Vick
RB - Maurice "Shotgun & Vodka" Clarett
RB - Cedric "Drinking & Boating" Benson
RB - Onterrio "Whizzinator" Smith
RB - OJ "I Didn't Do it" Simpson
WR - Rae "Murder Inc." Carruth
WR - Plaxico "9mm" Burress
WR - Chris "18 is too old" Henry
WR - Matt "Coke-Man" Jones
TE - Mark " " Chumra
OL - Eric "Drinking & Boating" Steinbach
OL - Ross "Bad Checks" Verba
OL - Barrett "Bipolar" Robbins
OL - Bryant "Love Boat" McKinnie


DT - Tank "I love guns" Johnson
DE - Leonard "Kill you with my car" Little
LB - Odell "Must Drink and Drive" Thurmann
LB - Rob "Wife-beater Extraordinaire" Reynolds
LB - Steve "BAC 0.233" Foley
LB - AJ "Rap Sheet" Nicholson
CB - Adam "Pacman needs a Posse" Jones
CB - Darryl "41 years in Orange" Henley

... This team wouldn't be complete without the official Cincinnati Bengals team jerseys.... Orange and stripes!

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